AMAZING!!!!!
Madeleine: i thnk the word yeah is the worlds death sentence
duncan: and its THE WORD!!!!
Madeleine: AHHH!!! (scream in false terror)
duncan: WE SAID IT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING (gasps)
Madeleine: ah...
(scream dying)
lol
duncan: OH KNOW THE WORD KILLED MADDIE!!!
WHO WILL BE NEXT!!!
Madeleine: X(
death
duncan: OH MY GOD (gag)
(death gag)
Madeleine: choke
die
duncan: (death choke)
(death die) (wait what?)
Madeleine: and the world ends
duncan: OH KNOWS
Madeleine: seriously and then the universe explodes
ultimate doomsday
all because of...the word...
duncan: yep and some person manages to move the doomsday clock to 12:00
Madeleine: (cue spooky music)
duncan: (doo dooo doo!)
Madeleine: yep
duh duh duh DUHHHHHH
duncan: AHHHH!!!
Madeleine: (explosion)
boom.
duncan: bang
done
Madeleine: death.
duncan: FIN.
Madeleine: EL FIN
duncan: EL ENDE (that makes... sense?)
Madeleine: kinda
sounds kinda like a person who is trying to speak spanish
Sent at 10:28 PM on Sunday
duncan: yeah a little
Madeleine: yep
duncan: or a person speaking spanglish
Madeleine: spanglish should be taught in schools
duncan: i speak two languages: americanese and spanglish
it should be that would be amazing
Madeleine: i speak two languages too! english and american...wait...
duncan: haha
(someone speaks to you in spanish) nah nah nah i dont speak russianese ya commie
Madeleine: that would probably be my response
duncan: (spanish person facepalms)
Madeleine: slap slap
ow.
duncan: (you sit there wondering why people dont speak american everywhere)
Madeleine: probably cuz they dont want to catch the stupid that comes with speaking american
duncan: (spanish person speaks slowly in spanish to you)
Madeleine: and i slap them and say "stop trying to confuse me!"
duncan: nah nah i dont speak french either senur no habla your language
haha yeah
Madeleine: and then i slap them
yeah
duncan: (spanish person gives up and walks away)
Madeleine: i shrug and go have a decaf americano cuz im american
duncan: senur i need ya to make meh my mansion fer cheap!
Madeleine: (even though i hate coffee)
duncan: haha
Madeleine: hah
duncan: (other european person gives you dirty look
Madeleine: ew.
duncan: i mean a mean look
Madeleine: ok
i bitch slap them
cuz im american
duncan: haha (european person speeks english with accent) you say nah nah stupid brits why you speak a different language i thought we were on the same side
(british person facepalms and wonders why america is there greatest ally)
Madeleine: then they remind me of the revolutionary war and i say "no the earth rotates.. it dusnt revolutionize!"
duncan: haha
Madeleine: hah
then i bitch slap them again
because i didnt know what to say next
duncan: (british person realizes world and britain is in deep shit if america is the powerhouse of the world
(goes and cries in a corner)
Madeleine: then starts to cut wrists
duncan: (becomes first emo british person)
Madeleine: and then gets sense and cuts the carated atery and bleeds to death
*artery
duncan: oops
Madeleine: death
.
duncan: american watches and laughs
Madeleine: and then is charged with second degree murder only to get off with a twenty year sentence
duncan: (while using spanish person as a chair)
Madeleine: and french person as a mop
to clean up the blood
duncan: haha oh god
Madeleine: sorry french dude
duncan: (french military tries to attack america)
(no one knows how to fire there gun)
Madeleine: america defends themselves with statue of liberty
duncan: haha
Madeleine: cuz they are french duh
they had a short guy as a king
idiots
duncan: (french realizes statue is french and laughas then gets destroyed statue
Madeleine: or whatever napoleon was
duncan: haha
Madeleine: hahah
then america gets joan of arc statue
from portland
duncan: (wait what?)
Madeleine: french through pasta at it
duncan: (implying joann of arc is american) (facepalm)
Madeleine: (the statue in the roudnabout on 39th)
duncan: yeah i know
Madeleine: bitch slap
ok
brings whold new meaning to the song american idiot
that should be our national anthem
duncan: (french realize greates weapon is there citizens having a revolution french makes revolution against america even though america never ruled over them)
wait what?
haha
Madeleine: yeah
hha
then they go and make a church
cuz they do that
idiots
duncan: asks russia for help russia is to corrupt
Madeleine: and sends figure skaters instead
duncan: asks britain for help britain say no
Madeleine: beware the men in tights
duncan: asks new zealand for help (what)
Madeleine: cuz the brites are too snoody
and morning the loss of their emo conrad
duncan: haha
Madeleine: hahaha
duncan: new zealand agrees but has no troops
Madeleine: so they jump in the ocean
duncan: france gets angry and attacks ne zealand but soldiers still dont know how to shoot guns
Madeleine: bye bye new zealanders
duncan: haha
Madeleine: hahah
duncan: becomes standstill
(new zealand wins somehow)
Madeleine: then the germans come back
duncan: hitler comes ack from the dead
Madeleine: duh duh duh DUH
no he was never dead... just flying around in our hollow earth in a UFO
duncan: turns out he has a jewish best friend and now hates america
(cant convince germans to attack)
Madeleine: yep
duncan: realizes nazi germansy is done
Madeleine: cuz he gave them a bad street cred
duncan: haha yeah
Madeleine: then really commits suicide
haha
duncan: starts new random cult called hitlerese
all germans join
Madeleine: teams up with charles manson and his crew
and make a new CD from jail
duncan: becomes new nazi alies new zealand attacks america (what)
Madeleine: (charles manson cult leader/serial killer made aCD from jail)
weirdo
basically he is just a crazy person
duncan: with new zealand
Madeleine: and the phillapines
duncan: and the federated states of micro nesia
Madeleine: who swim over cuz they are cut off from civilization
what the hell
ok then
duncan: and madagascar (they have rabid babbons!)
Madeleine: ah.
and america watches...drinking bud light
cuz they are americans
duncan: of course
Madeleine: then they break out the oreos and all hell breaks loose
the brits hate the cream filling and the new zealanders wanted vanilla not chocolate
duncan: they attack but realize the french have a wall of people still trying t o figure out how to use there guns that blocks the attack
haha
Madeleine: haha
the americans sit on their folding chairs
duncan: americans thank french
french says what the ehll were trying to kill you!
Madeleine: and give them some beer
duncan: haha yeah
french spit it out and realize its horrible beer
Madeleine: it was samuel adams beer
the americans laugh and go barf their brains out
duncan: haha
yep
Madeleine: hangover...
hahah
duncan: french drink there fine wine and laugh at americans while germans are still trying to ge tpast them
hangover hahaa
Madeleine: then the germans get their whiskey and all is right with the world
until the new zealanders come for their rum!
duncan: except the federated states of micrnesia is still pissed for some reason
Madeleine: and the philapines break down crying cuz they feel left out
duncan: and attac- oh right they have o military
*no
haha
Madeleine: cuz they are cut off
haha
duncan: world spontaneously combusts leaving only new zealand
Madeleine: it floas around and settles on mars
*floats
duncan: and one french person still trying to figure out his gun
Madeleine: he lands on venus
and then shoots himself in the foot
duncan: mars gets thrown of orbit because new zealand crashed into it
haha
mars flys of and hits venus
Madeleine: and the moon collides with mars
then venus
duncan: french guy shoots himself in the foot again
Madeleine: he is a paraplegic now
duncan: new zealander is surfing
Madeleine: on neptune
duncan: while being attacked by the left over rabid koala bears from madagascar
Madeleine: the last living american is floating around in a yard chair trying to drink the rest of his beer
hahaha
duncan: beer is frozen because space is so cold
american cant figgure out why he cant drink
Madeleine: and then he gets close to the sun
uh oh
duncan: beer melts and puts out the sun
sun becomes black hole but french men is unnafected
Madeleine: now the sun is out and mars and venus are one planet
neptune has asurfing competition
duncan: new zealander is still surfing
Madeleine: *a surfing
yep
haha
duncan: american is wondering what happened yo beer
narroly escapes black hole without trying
burps
Madeleine: so he gets out his iPhone but he doesnt have reception and complains about crappy service
yep
haha
duncan: haha
frenc guy accidentially shoots amercan in the foot
Madeleine: american stares at it blankly
duncan: french guy apologizes realizes hes an american and laughs at him
Madeleine: and strokes his moustache
duncan: american is to drunk to feel the bullet wound
american laughs and then gets sucked into the space time continuum for some reason
Madeleine: and the alcohol amkes his blood thin
*makes
he ran into a mini blackhole
duncan: french guy reaches speed of light and is torn apart
new zealander is still surfing
Madeleine: he wipesout
duncan: gets sucked into space time continuum
Madeleine: micronesians are pissed still
duncan: haha
puch koala bear for no reason
*punch
Madeleine: madagascarians get pissed abou tanimal conservbation and tear the microneasians apart
*conservation
duncan: koala realizes world is end and decides t otake a nap
Madeleine: on pluto cuz its not a planet and the koala thinks it is all alone
duncan: pluto person attacks koala
koala doesnt care
Madeleine: koala flips off pluto person
then goes back to sleep
duncan: pluto person gets sucked into the space time continuum for no reason
koala doesnt care
Madeleine: joins the american
yep
duncan: american tries to give high five but is to drunk
Madeleine: yep
duncan: pluto person shoots him
Madeleine: with awesome space gun
duncan: american is resistant to fire damage (what)
